She said her name was "party"
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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