she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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