That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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go home
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I did not marry a roomba.
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