someone get that fucking seahorse.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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