So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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