If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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