Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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