Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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