brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Already got asked if we're dating
handjob tips. give me some.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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