I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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