a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
tell me about the eggs
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