Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
