new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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