drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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