Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize