is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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