Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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