Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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