puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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