Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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