your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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