My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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