So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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