WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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