He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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