question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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