he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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