Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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