How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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