so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The power of my boobs compel you
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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