Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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