No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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