this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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