i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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