I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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