tell your sister to shave her snatch
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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