My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This house was built for laser tag.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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