People with herpes should wear stickers.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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