yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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