I am in a vortex of obligation.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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