ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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