if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Randomize
