he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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