If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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