the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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