Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Say something about gay babies.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
that may or may not have been my penis.
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