these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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