my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Randomize
