Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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