Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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