But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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