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• (512): View more from Texas

  3.50 mugs at the bar.

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  Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.

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  How ugly, and does she have friends?

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• (415): View more from California

  Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now

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• (914): View more from New York

  There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.

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• (562): View more from California

  The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies

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• (760): View more from California

  Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.

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