bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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