Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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