I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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